Budweiser (Anheuser-Busch - St. Louis, MO)

Vote or die!

Get out and slam that lever down!

And what tastes better after a flavorful hour and change spent waiting in line like you’re at the DMV from hell?

Of course! An ice cold bottle of American lager. Not just any American lager. THE American lager.

Budweiser has a delicious taste that is equal parts barley, grain and water. You’ve got to hand it to Bud for creating the quintessential American beer. Really, when you take a taste of it, it’s like drinking a beer for the first time. Possibly because it was the first beer you drank.

They say beer is an acquired taste. The thing is, those who acquire that taste don’t generally acquire it through Budweiser. They mainly “graduate” to other beers.

Well, screw education today. We’re not graduating. In honor of our great country, in honor of apple pie, mama, baseball, BBQ, the Delta Blues and all other things American ... we’re downing a Budweiser ... at 10:00 am on a Tuesday.

What’s more American than that?

Rating: 2 pints