Inflatable Beer Pong Table (Starter Beer Not Included)
Well, we’ve finally crossed the looking glass, people.
We now have the opportunity to play beer pong wherever our hearts desire. At the VFW? Check. At the beach? Check. In the park? Check. Tailgate parties? Check and double-check.
The Port-O-Pong (curiously close to port-a-john) allows you to play beer pong anytime, anywhere by simply blowing up the new table. You can play in the pool if you really want to. (Actually, that is quite encouraged.)
In case you were wondering, it’s 6 feet long and will run you about $50. Consider it an investment. Actually, don’t consider it that. This is discretionary income that you should put down, regardless.
It’s your Saturday afternoons that are at stake here, people! Go out there and buy this thing and make your social circle proud!
Below is a short spot that gives instructions and specifications, featuring attractive women and suggestive innuendo.
Do enjoy the video.
Port-O-Pong [Vat19]
...but wouldn’t the curvy top impede bits of the game what include bouncing the ball into the cups? like turrible?
Maybe no bouncing, but that’s a small price to pay for beer pong in the pool. I’d be willing to risk it.
-G-
AND IT COMPLETELY ELIMINATES BATHROOM BREAKS!
this thing sucks, i have played on it. it’s impossible to get the cups aligned correctly
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