It’s a Mini Beer! How Cute!
Look at this!
My beer comes in a cute little glass so that I can taste it without having to pay the full price for it! Isn’t that cute?
Hey Mark, can you take my picture? The girls back home have got to see this fussy little glass! I’ve had like six of these already!
It’s so cute they lay out all these different colored beers on this tray and you get to try them! It’s like an alcoholic rainbow! Isn’t that grand and exciting?
Seriously, this is my favorite of the bunch. No, wait ... this one is!
No, this one is!
[Hiccup]
May I have another please?
Presumed name: Rachel
Estimated BAC: Negligible, though in her mind, she’s RAWKED.
Poison of choice: A lager, a pale ale, a pilsner, a white ale, a stout, a mocha porter




The perma-grin will not easily be going away once she throws back that mocha porter. What a delight - and a solid aphrodesiac I hear too!!
Gah. Looks like she’s proud to be providing a sample for urinalysis.
Her hands are HUGE.
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