Scattered, Smothered, Married
Look, we’re extra certain that this has very little to deal with beer. Yes, there are photos of beer cans spliced within this video - but mainly, this is just a source of high comedy. We’re all about making you laugh, people.
I especially love the eclectic T-shirt attire, the bride’s chain-smoking and the pastor’s accent.
We did our time in the South, and there’s a couple of things we miss - one of those is Waffle House. We love it. We could eat their hash browns, waffles and three-egg breakfasts all day. We’d wash it down with a Budweiser if we could (and we have).
Not certain if I’d love it enough to marry there, but to each their own. I wouldn’t rule out a post-reception reception, though. Waffles drenched in blueberry syrup are clutch at 3 a.m.
UPDATE: Well, that didn’t work. They took that video down. Here’s the link to the original.
We figure that every Friday afternoon should be spent cracking open a cold one and viewing something thoroughly enjoyable while counting down the minutes to happy hour.
Tomorrow, we’re making a trip to the Buffalo Brewfest, and if you happen to live in the Western New York area, you should come along. We’d be happy to see you there.
Pictures, insight and much more will come to you next week. Remember to vote for that Best Drinking Song of All-Time, by the way.
Hasta la Pasta, amigos.
(h/t: Brahsome)




Is that Rip Torn in the background there!?!
The rings in the waffle? Pure class.
If the South ever does rise again, I’m not worried.
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