The Weekly Sip: Beer in Haiku
As always, here’s a smattering of haikus for you, our loyal readers. Please add your own in the comments, our own are quite rudimentary - we want to hear better.
Miller Chill
Lime green flavors don’t
Belong in my beer, belongs
In Zima section
Utica Club
College kids unite!
Behold, a vintage, hipster beer
Still tastes like sewer
Budweiser
The king of beers has
Been drinkable since I was
Way too young to drink
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat
Taste the cherries, boy!
How can you not, everywhere!
Exclamation points!
Bartendress
Seduction, swindle
Wearing sundress for big tips
Fall for it each time
Have your own Beer Review Haiku? Think you can do better? (We know you can.) Feel free to leave it in the comments… we’d love to hear from you. The best will be selected next week to be featured in this same spot, so check back with us!
Guinness
Sweet upon my lips
Your bite, one that I enjoy
Sexy cream moustache
TURDO DOG:
Pure Dixie action
Perfect with some etoufee
As well as bagettes
I will often come to do reader.
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