Vince Young - as you may have heard by now - is having himself quite the week.

First, he sulked when being booed by the home crowd. Then, he strained his ACL. Then, he went on a wild goose chase without bringing his cell phone. His mom called the team, who then called the police. Now, his mama is saying he doesn’t want to play football anymore.

Vince is one of the most dynamic talents we’ve found anywhere. We want him back at full strength immediately.

Our suggestion? Why .... beer, of course.

Like you had to ask.

Top 10 Reasons Why Vince Young Should Drink More Beer

10. By impairing his judgment, he’ll be able to correct the hitch in his throwing mechanics because he won’t be thinking about his delivery.

9. Everyone knows after you break the seal, you run a whole lot faster when you’ve got somewhere to go.

8. Kerry Collins drinks LOTS of beer, and he’s still in the league at age 36!!

7. Upon hearing boos, Vince will be more likely respond productively ... you know, like Philip Rivers.

6. The more you drink, the cuter those lady Titans fans begin to look.

5. Beer numbs the pain of an ACL-tearing hit. If you don’t feel it, you can still play!

4. Nothing turns that frown upside-down like a case of the drunken giggles.

3. He’ll see double coverage all over the field, and will therefore be extra careful when throwing!

2. You can’t spell “Vince Young is a all-time great.” without “Yuengling.”

1. He’ll upholding the fine upstanding values of the University of Texas.

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